*someone sneezes* OoOoOh, its…EBOLA.
"Excuse me, you can’t try on the wigs due to health reasons." "Oh right, don’t want to get…EBOLA! HARDY HAR HAR!"
"I don’t feel good." EBOLA
I’m sure the sensational news coverage makes it hard to take it seriously but it is affecting real people with lives just as full and complex as your own and on a massive scale. Have some goddamn respect. You aren’t even funny.